Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
This November, the hottest club is your local polling place. It has everything: stickers, democratic freedom, poll workers who can't work the machines, free pens, the chance to elect people who won't take away your rights, florescent lighting.
Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.
To add to this- go read his story “The Endless Rope” here! And if you don’t already listen to the Story Pirates you really should!! https://t.co/CaCZRTi2S2
🧒🏼 got a roll call story shoutout today from the @storypirates . He was so excited he made me play it on repeat 4 times. Then he said “I didn’t drink enough water to cry today so please don’t play it again.” He was so proud of his story!
Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education
it’s not a coincidence that with birth rates dropping & women closing the wage gap & outnumbering men in higher education that there’s this push for anti-birth control, anti-abortion, anti-feminist, return to submission messaging lol
Chrissy Teigen wouldn’t be the 1st woman to call an abortion a miscarriage. Women are shamed for terminating pregnancies even if it’s to save their own life. Don’t focus on the “lie” but on building a society where women don’t have to due to judgemental and sanctimonious people.