emily

queen regent of illegal parking

[emily @EmilineAgain]

@benarmishaw My burner account:

[emily @EmilineAgain]

@benarmishaw 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[emily @EmilineAgain]

@benarmishaw Get a cocktail with a certain former hostess extraordinaire who just moved to London full time

[emily @EmilineAgain]

@benarmishaw benji armi-shred

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They just don’t do it like this anymore

[emily @EmilineAgain]

The biggest threat to straight women’s relationship’s is always Golf

[emily @EmilineAgain]

If a movie is rated more than 7/10, I ain’t watchin

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Why doesn’t Starbucks make coffee ice cubes for its iced coffees. No more watered down shite at the end

[emily @EmilineAgain]

My type? Guy who could probably entertain a crowd with a mic if necessary

[emily @EmilineAgain]

Need my man to take notes!!!

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

Released 80 years ago today: Tex Avery's masterpiece RED HOT RIDING HOOD (1943), a still-hilarious work of irreverent genius that inspired everything from ROGER RABBIT to THE MASK.

[emily @EmilineAgain]

Not now sweetie, mommy’s taking her Food Disgust Quiz

[emily @EmilineAgain]

I'm guys

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Guys who quit drinking love to drink 7 cans of sparkling water in one day

[emily @EmilineAgain]

Men just aren’t forsaken like they used to be

[emily @EmilineAgain]

I need Miley’s arm routine, STAT

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

ENDLESS SUMMER VACATION OUT NOW

[emily @EmilineAgain]

He’s so hot

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

[emily @EmilineAgain]

things that would send a Victorian child into a coma: Tim Hortons iced cap

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Girl who is acting weird because she’s on the precipice of genius

[emily @EmilineAgain]

2 weeks (10 days) vacation a year is such an despicable standard

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like that’s Ryan gosling, to me

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Red Green is kinda…….