Emilio Berdegue

[Emilio Berdegue @EmilioBerdegue]

@SexFactsOfLife @anacamberos2

[Borrachos V.I.P @BorrachosVIP]

“Equis, mándalo a la verga”

— Todas las pinches amigas de tu novia.

[Emilio Berdegue @EmilioBerdegue]

@BorrachosVIP · Jul 31
El chiste es que te pongas romántica en la borrachera, no toda pinche agresiva. #Cancun @memopadia

[En la peda. @EnLaPeda]

Todavía te dedico algunos shots.

[Words @wordstionary]

The difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.

[Words @wordstionary]

How to get a woman mad in a second:

Take a picture of her
Don't show it to her

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I tried to play Uno with my Mexican friends, but they kept stealing all the green cards.

[Joseph Cannon @JCannon6480]

What if... birds aren't singing, they're just screaming because they're scared of heights?

[Words @wordstionary]

Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.

[Emilio Berdegue @EmilioBerdegue]

@raultirado3 ya llega bro

[En la peda. @EnLaPeda]

Hoy es viernes y si tu cuerpo te pide alcohol, dáselo. Y si no lo pide, dáselo igual, para que sepa que no se manda sólo.

[Borrachos V.I.P @BorrachosVIP]

Si no te marca en la peda #UnAmigoMás