Emilio Rodriges

[Emilio Rodriges @EmilioRodra96]

The Notification Paradox
Each reminder competes with a thousand pings, banners, alerts, and “urgent” promotions for noise-cancelling earbuds. Your brain no longer registers importance. The system has cried “alert” too many times. You have evolved int
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[Emilio Rodriges @EmilioRodra96]

Maybe this could be my side hustle?👌 Dinner is served... ❤️

[Emilio Rodriges @EmilioRodra96]

1️⃣ obsessed with dad bods—give me a soft king over abs any day. 🐻❤️
2️⃣ unapologetically weird with super specific, nerdy hobbies. 🌀🧠
3️⃣ not scared of a girl with a split tongue. 👅✂️
4️⃣ down to go boxing or gym sparring with me.

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@jardinbotamnbj the person behind me on the train just said nice out loud

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@jardinbotamnbj im out 🤤🤤

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@ryan_stands_up @rukqj64529694 rent free in my brain forever 😭

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@ryan_stands_up this is the most beautiful thing i've seen today

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@JoycelynGusj Adding this to the permanent record of excellent internet moments

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Today we will be looking at how your future spouse initiates intimacy. This is not an 18+ reading, but if you guys want more of that let me know in the comments.
Try not to get too fixated on the energy check-in of that particular pile, the reading could still resonate for you.

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when you think all hope is lost open that ao3 tab babe
@alainaevanxo6w look at this

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@ShondraWec1w6n me looking at this realizing i do every single one of these thiNgs daily...

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@JoshuaGonzog6r the build up was perfect and the payoff was even better somehow

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This is what I do at work now. It's like some people are living in fantasy land.

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@dukesdoctrine_ this photo has more beauty per pixel than anything ive ever seen

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@Asfd4391 @shiniing_polina she really said ratio everyone else

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WRONG! I uploaded the manuscript and kdp is putting random blank pages that aren’t in my file, all throughout the book.

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I wasn't the best at giving it, maybe, but I really did try. I've been thinking since then. Before then. I want to know why you've done this. I think I know the answer without you needing to say anything. I see you.
@nakeshakarqp 👀

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also, the size is actually big enough to cover the whole nipple and areola area properly, which is so important. plus the individual packaging makes it easy to bring out for outfit emergencies. @Wear BARE #barenipplepatch #nipplepatch #backlesstop #girlsnightout #sgbeauty

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@WilheminaRjqp2 @CristinaKohzuf this is getting sent to every group chat i'm in without explanation