Emilio Stinklestein

Mexico Born 🇲🇽 Bayonne NJ resident. Harvard of the Northeast Alum #Rutgahs.

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

@DDusty67 Unbelievable accurate take can we fizzle them out? I’ve never seen someone pleased with them. Actually the worst

Respectfully,
Emilio

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

Heaven on Earth #Bayonne #meca #blessed

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

Rutgahs is the Harvard of the northeast #scarletknights #Bayonne #NewJersey

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

Vamos Mexico. Only illegals that I want in this country. #mexico #hola #gringo

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

I’m a Mexican Jew

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

We have been brother forever. You look great here!

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

My boys are telling me that I’m banged up right now. I completely agree,but they are making sound like a bad thing that I’m inebriated. Let me be fucked up. Is that such a sin. #letmebehammered

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

The best plan of attack at a bar is going in with the fellas ordering a round and tipping 30-40% off rip. This sets the tone for the bartender that you mean business. They will always find you and you’ll have own hell of a night. #ineibriated #veteran #ballknowledge #stayhungry

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@DDusty67 Been absolutely ripping bombs in the bar I’m at. People are not leaving my side though. What should I eat to create the most heinous farts? #LANK #indian? #mamdani

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On a day like today you need to take the top off to truly celebrate freedom. The European mind couldn’t comprehend @DDusty67 #freedom #theunitedstatesofamerica #250YearsOfFreedom

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Sitting here with my morning coffee as some unsettling “fuck ass” news has crossed my desk. Now this leaves me at a moral dilemma. Was about to be a beautiful day I had my bag prepped and ready for the 250th blowdown. How should I handle this news? #dissapointed #foundingfathers

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

I AM ROCK HARD RN

[Otrips | RDJ 🇺🇸🇧🇦 @Otrips12]

WAKE THE FUCK UP PATRIOTS ITS MATCHDAY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

The United States of America.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Had 3 airport beers and was worried I might be peaking too soon on match day but this brought me right back

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

@reginoldthegoat Reg happened to me in Beer league the first two weeks then brought it this week. Was a great post game with the fellas too. Felt like Ronaldo against Uzbekistan. #I’mback

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

@DDusty67 Completely reasonable. I’m out on the water fountain talk. Let’s get back to basics and smoke cigs mid day

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

Just waistbanded my boner. Now you might be asking yourself. Why are you so bricked up? Because the World Cup starts tomorrow in the US of fucking A. #horny #erectilefunction #football #soccer #USA #Jedi #WorldCup

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Knicks fans are actually the worst people ever. Absolutely insufferable. Love the players on the Knicks but it is so hard to root for them when their fans are a bunch of clowns 🤡 #NYK #knicks #NewYork #BenStiller #TimothéeChalamet

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Gavin Holy Sheets tonight. Lock of the night 🔒 #RAHRAHRAH #HolySheets #Padres #SanDiego #RonBurgendy

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

Am I an alcoholic? The only thing I’ve been thinking about the past couple of days is day drinking with the fellas. #letmeknow #booze #theboys #beers #stews

[Emilio Stinklestein @EmilioStink]

I love ripping farts 💨 in my bed. Especially if they are loud. #isthatfucked #shart #fart