Milo Agabs

[Milo Agabs @EmillionDollas]

@ToysRUs Can't believe u cancel our online purchase via email less than a week b4 Xmas! #explainthattomykid #neveragain #ToysRUsDissappoints

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I'm sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew.

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Is your face from McDonalds, because I'm lovin it.

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When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lay there and take a nap.

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Appreciate the little things. Hug a midget.

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Are you from Iraq? ..... Cause I wanna see you baghdad ass up