Em(ill)y

no breathing just vibes

[Em(ill)y @EmillyWeise]

@Fw_BigDreams Can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone else say trees

[stargirl✨ @lilywanjiee]

Omg south Korea might be the first country that will cease to exist due to low birth rates. One feminist stated “If the world born from my body oppresses me, I will not let that world exist”. Stay with me ladies. We have too much power in our hands

[boz @raawfingers]

how it feels to go back to liking your old interests

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

My landlord said I can't have a cat, so I bought a box of five hundred live house centipedes instead. Turns out he's not happy about that, either. Well tough. This is called compromise. We're compromising now. All five hundred and two of us.

[grittle odiddle @sirsteelflex]

big dumb bag of sand

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

don’t bite the hand that fingers you or however they say it

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

not her serving cuntlery

[teryn @youngtiddy]

putting a “who rescued who? 🐾” sticker on my bong

[teryn @youngtiddy]

if u smoke enough weed u can get off the spectrum

[9/11 truth video narrated in a peter griffin voice @websiteidi0t]

Thursday affirmation

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

hi sharks i’m here today asking for a lil forehead kiss please 🥺

[St. Anna @aye_double_u]

i got a toyota at the lobotomyathon

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

Pissing me thefuck off All by yourself Handsome ?

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[Em(ill)y @EmillyWeise]

@IsaacChristmas I learn from the best 🎅🏿🥇

[Em(ill)y @EmillyWeise]

Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband <3

[Cyll @artcyll]

I don’t mind that that’s the way things go 🎀🩰✨