Emily Wagner

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

#toyotatweetyourseat #toyota #tweetyourseat @BuffaloSabres section 226, row 1, seats 13+14.
Our basement flooded so we decided to come to the game.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

@BuffaloSabres #toyotatweetyourseat #tweetyourseat Section 313, row 11, seats 13+14
First Sabres game MARRIED🙌🏻

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

I’m rewatching Teen Wolf (mtv series). BUT IDK IF I CAN TAKE ALLISON’S DEATH A SECOND TIME YALL😭😭😭

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again. WHY IS THE CAST OF PRETTY WOMAN LITERALLY THE SAME AS THE PRINCESS DIARIES?!

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

@shanemadej there is a guy in this Applebees in Lockport that looks JUST LIKE YOU. I’m low key freaking out...

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

@WGRZ my INSANE neighbors’ car caught fire 20 minutes ago. It’s still a mess...

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

Do not ever watch Megan Is Missing. Do not.😳🥴

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

My Neighbors are Hoodrats episode 312.
Came home from the Drive-In. 3 sheriffs cars outside their house. Wife got in her car and sped off. 👌🏻

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

@Keefler_Elf I knew instantly

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

When people ask when invitations are going out and if we need their address...😳🥴🤐

no.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

Maybe I’ve already said this before but... CAR HACK.
If you want your car to smell good forEVER, put a CANDLE in it.
I keep one in my center console and my entire car smells like cookies. I’ve had the same candle in there for like 2 years.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

Has anyone seen the TikTok of the girl putting a hanger on her head and when she closes her eyes her head turns... YALL. I just did it (boredom) and it actually happened. What.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

LES MIS IS ON NETFLIX. WHAT.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

As much as I hated middle and high school... I MISS staying up late texting and talking to my friends on the phone while listening to music on my iPod man.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

The hoodlums are at it again next door. They’ve lured the kids from down the street into the madness. G r e a t.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

Do we need to teach everyone what personal space means again? These people were on TOP of us.
Back 👏🏻 up 👏🏻

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

I am supposed to see one of my favorite students tomorrow for the first time in months, and I promise you I am going to cry. WATERWORKS.

[Emily Wagner @EmilyBalash]

W o w.
Left 2 pens in my leggings. One black and one blue. Washed them with almost ALL of my every day clothing.
You can figure out the rest...