Emily Bloemer

Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold, all that you need is in your soul

[Emily Bloemer @EmilyCB93]

My heart has never been happier

[Forbes @Forbes]

Longtime actor William Daniels celebrates his 95th Birthday. Daniels and his fellow Emmy-winning wife Bonnie Bartlett look back on his elaborate career and share what they are up to these days https://t.co/dQEfCynhQs

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I don’t care what anyone else says, George W Bush was and always will be a silver fox.

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Twizzlers pull and peels really get slept on as one of the best candies out there. #underrated

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Bens embarrassed because I got two football teams mixed up.

Apparently there’s two football teams in Alabama and it’s not appropriate to say “roll tide” for both. Like my bad.

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Walking around downtown with a deli meat all night realizing 95% of people must be confused

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Imagine spending 10's of thousands of dollars remodeling a home only to put a "blessed" sign on your mantle. 🤮

[V @vitorfidm]

Me right now during #DogeDay

#doge #dogecoin #doge420

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People who don’t eat the crust of their pizza are quiters

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Hushpuppies are an underrated food group.

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“Your sweater reminds me of my great grandma’s curtains from the 1970’s”- Ben. 🥰

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People- “Oh, I don’t eat carbs.”
Me- “I better finish this tub of croissants I got from Sam’s Club before they go bad”

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#FreePizzaFriday 🍕🍕 Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B’s! Must follow to win.

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@kathleenmadigan As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

[KY State Police @kystatepolice]

KENTUCKY:
*PLEASE RETWEET*
We are asking ALL Kentuckians to refrain from traveling. Please stay home and allow emergency responders to do their work during this winter storm.
Your life matters. Why risk it on the roads?

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#FreePizzaFriday is here! Hit that RT button for your chance to win a free large one topping from Mister B’s! Must follow to win 🍕🍕

[Emily Bloemer @EmilyCB93]

What a wild four years

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Deactivating your Facebook doesn’t pack as much of a punch as you think.

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Starting to learn the people who act like they know the most often know the least.

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Meat pretending to be other meat just freaks me out. Like “turkey bacon” gtfo