Emily Glass

[Emily Glass @EmilyCalderone]

It's 2:35 and I've been looking at George Washington memes for the past hour please help me.

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@dabbyprincess I came back to Twitter specifically to like this tweet.

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Me listening to breadwinner by @KaceyMusgraves with $5 in my checking account 🤷🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

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@dabbyprincess I came back to Twitter just to laugh at this lame ass dude 😂😂😂 what a crybaby

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@cclover93 We do!!!!!

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Legitimately getting matching tats with @cclover93 so that's happening obviously our friendship is on point.

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Returning to twitter because @cclover93 is liking all of my tweets from 2017

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@cclover93 Hi wanna bring back this club?

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@charlieputh says it like it is 🤷🏼‍♀️ #hondacivictour

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@1vyBrooks @dabbyprincess Neeeeeed themmmmmmn

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@taylor_truckey Omg I love it. 😬 I’m itching for a new tattoo so bad!

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@erykcanicolee BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I MISS BEING EXTRA TOGETHER ALSO I MIGJT BE DRUNK JFC I MISS YOU AND YOUR SPLITS 😭😭😭

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@cclover93 I️ needed a reminder. I’m still not gonna listen tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@EmilyCalderone please stop eating carbs. I’m begging you. -my jeans

[Emily Glass @EmilyCalderone]

My dad “Don’t you think that’s too much makeup? This is only thanksgiving.” Me “lol just wait till you see my Christmas makeup then.”

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My sister and I make a pretty good cooking team so we gave each other code names. She’s “panini head” and I’m “idiot sandwich”

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Because I'm still scared of being victim shamed, which makes it even more important to stand with other women. We are strong.

#MeToo

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I was just told I had the right aesthetic to work at journeys and honestly that's the nicest thing I've ever heard. 😭

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@cclover93 it's an ongoing cycle of who gets to be the drunk friend 😂 it's your turn next https://t.co/2sQNDjjK1a

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@erykcanicolee I'm dead. This is so me. 😂

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Goodbyes are pretty hard when your squad is starchh af. @TheAmandaMoose @CurvyCocoQueen @erykcanicolee @brecatharina