Bloody Emily

Writer and TTRPG nerd, walking dogs in all weathers. The Matrix Resurrections is a masterpiece and I shall hear no other. She/her

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Pavlov would be proud

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Cassian escaping the Maya Brigade while they fight each other like the Kens in Barbie was just beautiful

[Drake @TheMoronicDrake]

I'm rewatching Andor Season 2 and Cassian as a protagonist is such a breath of fresh air from other male characters because of how competent and capable he is. Like he is usually the brightest person in whatever room he's in but manages to hide it with stoicism and anger

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

I used to write my essays the morning they were due! Got a good night's sleep, woke up early and cranked out 1200 words. The most stressful part was the printer always broke. Ya'll are weak

[livix @livixedd]

teenagers in the 2010's writing essays without ChatGPT

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@LuvChunga Why is putting the cassette tape in wrong the thing that pissed me off the most

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@CS11__ I'm so happy I'm rewatching this now and going into this episode!

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Falconry and acrobatics, what are you a d&d character????

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

The Best Show in the Universe continues to amaze! 🤩

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

I will die in a cesspool of Samuel L Jackson asking me "what's in your wallet"

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds

Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Guess who's getting canceled now!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Disney is raising the price of Disney+ again.

The monthly option without ads will rise by $2.50 to $21.49 per month.

(Source: https://t.co/ieDyCalRyr)

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

I think what a lot of these people actually mean, is like "insincere". And the problem with that is you can't say anything back except "nuh-uh!"

[Charly @zplerhop]

Mad that a lady is wearin a costume to perform music

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@regularbarnett Ngl that is a stressful one

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Why does it look like Pokemon Go?

[Eoin Daly @eoinmauricedaly]

This is wild - parent tracking adult student child

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@bandcampgremlin It's a colloquialism. Most grown adults just assume if you say "roommate" you share rent but probably have separate rooms.

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@NBCNews Yeah I can tell

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@Grav1metric @rlindalucia The ranchers are millionares and they get rebates for lost cattle. They're fine

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Had a run in with a small child at my job who snatched my glasses OFF MY FACE and I had to tell her "please don't take my glasses." Luckily mom was right there and gave her told her off immediately

[Sauce and Penelope @lupineblooms]

I work at a museum w a bunch of kids and i make it a point every time they touch me (usually to see my keychain) to say "I know you’re saying hi but this is my body. Please make sure other people are okay with it before you touch their body" and the LEWKS I receive….

[tobi 🍏 @TobyAfton13]

two sides of gayness

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

That's literally what Bill Maher did! And it got him cancelled!

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Me at 25: Ash Ketchum...gotta katch em all! Ooooohhhh!

I'd been a Pokémon fan for 20 years

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

@WSJ But not enough will kill you

[Bloody Emily @EmilyDaenzer]

Feeding and housing people costs less but ya'll want slaves sooooo bad

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Louisiana Republicans pass bill criminalizing homelessness with jail and unpaid labor.