Emily Earl

grow your own roses

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Mayor of Ridgemere @MRidgemere]

Got my arthritis shot yesterday. Now I can climb up into the playhouse.

[Emily Earl @EmilyEarl10]

@catwheezie Wasn’t me but here’s a pic anyways 🙂

[cooper @marnieapologist]

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

[Emily Earl @EmilyEarl10]

@lachancenaomi27 They said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all! 🤣

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the alphabet finding out that a number won “word of the year”

[Emily Earl @EmilyEarl10]

@ryuuder Hate to do this to you

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Wyd after work?” Going to bed bro the sun is setting in 20 minutes

[𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚊 @sapphrolatina]

this is what it feels like to work with children while going through something

[lew @inlew_of]

September got somewhere to be or something?

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

im sorry i can’t go i haven’t had my 8-12 hours of alone time yet

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

One time when I was teaching kindergarten one of my children returned from lunch in his socks and informed me nonchalantly that he had thrown his shoes away and upon further questioning it was revealed that it was bc they’d come untied and he thought that was just how shoes ended

[Emily Earl @EmilyEarl10]

My friend & I went to a concert the other night, and it was her first night away from her baby, so we asked her husband how it was going and this was the update pic he sent back

[Emily Earl @EmilyEarl10]

We still use these in classrooms !!!!! I can’t tell you the number of times I lived the whole “if the cave had 2 bears, and 2 more join, how many bears are in the cave” scenario 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

I fear a lot of y’all missed school on the days we used these.

[trash jones @jzux]

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Oh she ate that 😭😭😭😭