Emily

I’m in the midst

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[trash jones @jzux]

elmo confirmed bisexual

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

they skinned the muppets omfg

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

not now, mysterious $10.99 apple charge

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Emily @EmilyEdmisten]

I’m getting a shit ton of Everest content in my algos for someone who hates climbing stairs

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[Emily @EmilyEdmisten]

@dieworkwear hey glenn powell didn't do anything to you

[Emily @EmilyEdmisten]

Having a daughter first did not, in any way, prepare me for having a toddler boy 😵‍💫

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[1982VintageNut ⊙⊝⊜ @1982VintageNut]

This is how I hold a grudge too

[໊ @soysabil]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[Emily @EmilyEdmisten]

@pubity new Cheetos campaign just dropped

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Thanks printer, that cheered me up

[Emily @EmilyEdmisten]

@NC_Renic I used to run. My race bibs would always say emdash. I will never relinquish the em dash.

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

noah kahan on the great divide is so real because yeah i too in the midst of the whole identity crisis that comes with leaving and the way it pulls you away from who you were while still not letting you fully settle into who you’re becoming take a moment to hate on cybertrucks