Emily True

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[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

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[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Working a 12 hour day was not on my Friday bingo card 🫠

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

12:47am and the white trash hill jacks of Urbana are still setting off fireworks

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

… why is everyone ignoring me 🫣

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

@Airbnb should give you points for how many stays you book because they are making bank off of me this year 😂

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

It’s too fucking hot for this bullshit

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Yes neighbor. The heat advisory is the perfect time to power wash your porch 🙄

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Our new dryer got installed this morning, ask me how many loads of laundry I’ve done since being without for 2 weeks

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

This Luke Combs Album has me absolutely SOBBING

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Husband told me a 5 year old little girl called him handsome today and when I tell you I was ready to fight her 😂

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

I woke up at 6:45 to my child rubbing his baby lotion all over his closet door, rug, rocking chair and walls 😩

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Sigh…

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Donald Trump becomes the first former president to be convicted of a crime after being found guilty of all 34 counts in his New York hush money trial.

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

GUILTY

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Is my eye twitching because I’ve had 4 cups of coffee or because I answered 82 emails and have 83 more to go?

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

I’m already so sick of the mosquitos bro

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Adding Annie’s Brand Cinnamon Rolls to my last meal list 🤤

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

Stick vacuums are absolute garbage

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[Emily True @EmilyEuans]

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