Emily

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[ACE @RealAce404]

If they lying about little shit , they lying bout plenty shit ..

[𝒌 @k7ad_]

Sometimes i wish my standards were low so i could find the love of my life ten times a year like the rest of you

[miia @miiagarro]

the feminine urge to think a man is lying every time he speaks

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

world cup and love island over… i guess i’ll start vanderpump rules from season 1 again

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Last time I laid on a man chest, I heard females in there laughing at me

[Emily @EmilyF212]

Hot girl summer is watching love island in the sun smoking a joint 💨🔥

[KEARA @kearaaam]

getting dick never been a problem it’s getting flowers , dates , reciprocation , intimacy 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out , feed you and do nice things for you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Detach, girl. He’s not confused; he’s just not choosing you.

[miia @miiagarro]

men lie about the most findoutable shit like please go to hell

[Emily @EmilyF212]

@westerhaylz

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve always never been able to decide which is Britain’s most beautiful bit: North Devon or the Yorkshire Dales. But I’ve just spent the last three days in the Scottish Borders and now I have an answer. God almighty, they’re beautiful. Also, I bought some cows there.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

lately i've realized people don't be much of a loss lol i just had attachment issues

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon.

[✒️ @Literariium]

Please date sweet men. Please date men who respect you in anger. Please date men who are soft spoken. Please date men who are patient with you. Please date men who respect their own bodies. Please date men that are kind to your soul. Please date men who have self-control

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

I don't hate socializing. I just love being home. Where it's quiet. Safe. Soft. No small talk. No noise. No pretending to be someone I'm not. Just me. Reading. Thinking. Listening to music. Staring at the wall. Watching old movies. Being bored. And feeling life deeply. Some people call it boring. To me, it's where I finally hear myself again.

[Marquez @NewYorkMinute__]

There’s people climbing up Empire State buildings to propose and you’re still putting up with confused people in 2026

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

It’s never about the price tag , always about the thought 🥹🥰