Emily Fernette

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

I like a man with a sea shanty in his soul #WhichRoommateSaidThis #RDM 😂

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

Do we think they want to buy me a new month of groceries to make up for it???

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@Starbucks just messed up my order and I drank a huge gulp of dairy and sugar on day 19 of my @whole30 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

A coworker told me that I've been "bouncy" lately, and now I'm honestly concerned about what's happening to my personality.

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@sethklowery Just trying to be more transparent, ya know? Glad I saved you some time.

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

If you need someone to peel your hard boiled eggs, I am not your girl.

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

Just had to close my office door because the @AVALONtheGroup sing-a-long is getting serious

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

Saturday morning conversations at the #RedDoorMansion...

Me: I’m just never going to be Beyoncé 😫

@beatty_lo: That’s true, because there’s only one Beyoncé...and that’s Jackson Thornhill.

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@VickiD22 I’m only here to spy on @beatty_lo 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

I will either take 5 minutes or over an hour in the grocery store. There is no other option!

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

*wears "THIS IS MY YEAR" shirt*

Starbucks barista: Are you a teacher!?

Me: No...

Barista: Oh... I thought because of your shirt...
Well, it is your year anyway!

#confused #propheticbarista? #careerchange

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@beatty_lo This is my Twitter comeback. I call the shots!

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

"It's a good thing we don't have any friends. One pizza is perfect for two people..." @beatty_lo 🍕💕

[Olivet Nazarene @olivetnazarene]

Heard about Purple & Gold Days? We hope so!
Just in case, here's the scoop. https://t.co/8smPNtryMb
Still have openings for Feb & March!

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

You know you're Nazarene when you listen to "Called Unto Holiness" while working on homework
✝️🕊📖🔥

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

Lunch with the Fernette men is ALWAYS an adventure 😂

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@tyler_lingle Don't worry, he knows!

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

Sometimes (often) I sing to myself, make weird faces, and sway back and forth to my music while in public places.
And I'm not sorry. 🤗

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

@EmilyFernette except not Marshall

[Emily Fernette @EmilyFernette]

There is great joy in finding the perfect desktop background 👌🏼