Emily Flake

St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency:

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@Rrose_Selavy_11 @CaballeroAnaMa @KateJBaer @OlgaRavn @lilyillo @LindaDouniaR @verse_works Ok I am in INSANELY good company here, this is an honor!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

If it steps like a goose - 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@AllOfItWNYC @emilymstochl Would also like to shout out my friend’s vintage place, the Lowry Estate - she ships everywhere! https://t.co/bfWIuJxod8

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@AllOfItWNYC @emilymstochl In love with this 70s-era cardigan from Retro Rack in Williamsport PA, the color is lovely and the zip pull is so satisfying! https://t.co/q2zaec3dW4

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at https://t.co/wP6OTtxcTe 💝

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

.@Jayaratnahhh and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire. https://t.co/r7HcEjztx7

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

I have this piece in today’s FLAMING HYDRA and BELIEVE ME this pub is so worth the sub, for reasons far beyond this: https://t.co/g05VrO82cD

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@boneysoups I made this dead-easy dal tonight and it was excellent: https://t.co/DCY8RMenut

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Scene: I’m telling my daughter about what kids were like in 1989, when I was her age (12)
Tug, aghast: “did kids have no concept of remorse for their actions? Had they never heard of a consequence?”
💀💀💀

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@joshgondelman This is one of my very favorite soapboxes and none of my friends and family ever tire of hearing me talk about it!

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Luke 12:15 “And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.”

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

Reminds me of the “Preach”episode (written by @EmilyFlake) of the little 8-episode satirical sci-fi series @CommandZseries that we (Steven Soderbergh et al) put out last year. And which you can now watch for free. https://t.co/EPpVxxdRnT

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@constans @SwannMarcus89 The hell you say (backs into a hedge, Homer-style)

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

The Substance is essentially a live-action version of Meet the Feebles, do with that information what you wish.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"We workshopped many ideas by which we might bring about your downfall, Mr. Mayor... But in the end, it was so simple—all we had to do was nudge a few circumstances into place and then watch while you fumbled the bag in your own apocalyptically dumb way."
https://t.co/FBlJwQoruz

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Thank you @mcsweeneys!!

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Guess the rats run this city after all: https://t.co/xtt6HrlYpG

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

@lilyburana @Walmart 🤢🤢🤢

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Yeesh, @Walmart, if you’re gonna use old punk graphics maybe get a consult with at least one old punk so you don’t do this

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

If I’m gonna have to hear about 90’s band problems I would like my 90’s body back pls

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

Nobody:
God: what if I locked bits of myself into billions of disappointing disintegrating skin suits most of whom hate each other's guts