Emily Franger

My name is Emily Franger. You can call me Emily Franger.

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Yes, please.

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@MrMeligan She told me that she didn’t like the part about her dimples, but she liked the rest of it 😂😂😂

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I already don’t want to do any of the things I have to do tomorrow. I just want to put up my Christmas tree. #happyhalloween

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@SpencerDrury3 Lots of dark vibes coming from the Disney classics once you’re old enough to recognize what’s going on 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Excuse me, sir. This is not an Uber.

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My kids have been up since 6 this morning. We’ve already bounced in the bounce house, went on buggy rides, painted a huge box, and blew bubbles.

I know it’s only 9:30am, but like, is it bedtime yet???

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@mattmoran_music I’m literally crying 😂

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I’m not sure who I need to talk to about this. But I NEED this dress.

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Driving to Oklahoma like…

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@TamIam01 And for the love of everything, don’t alter the child’s face too!!!

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I left 80 degrees yesterday for 8 degrees today. And as I’m getting out from under the five blankets I slept with, I’m not sure I made a wise choice. #isaidbrrritscoldinhere

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Well, well, well…if it isn’t Roz.

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@BrandonComedy He gets knocked down, but he gets up again.

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@kasia__rose You be grateful for that bowl cut. It insured you had a personality.

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Just a gift that keeps on giving. Merry Christmas @kasia__rose 😏

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A lil Christmas Eve Eve snooze.

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@mattmoran_music I make green bean casserole like twice a month.

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My car keeps calling me out for driving with my knees…and, honestly, it should mind it’s own business.

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The car seats are empty, I’m enjoying a fresh Diet Coke in silence, and am heading to TJ Maxx. #thisishappyhourinmomworld