Emily Glass

got a crush on twitters heart throb :/

[😘😘😘 @freenowswift]

taylor: can i have some grapes
travis probably:

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Very nice of Taylor to visit her stadiums during the off-season

[paris rae @parisrae13]

the way swifties and taylor swift have infiltrated the NFL feels soooo barbie like we’re taking over spaces full of insufferable, misogynistic men who now, are never gonna escape us

[david @papiquarius]

you have to be fucking kidding me

[TIM BLAIR @TlMBLAlR]

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i can’t believe women have to experience pain, that’s so fucked up

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i be like “this is my songgg😩” & i’m literally the one who made the playlist

[helena riley @freshhel]

It’s harder to date older people because they have less plastic in their brain and u can’t keep them entertained by saying stuff llike “Peanut butter toast did what she had to do”

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

We are the daughters of the tickets you couldn’t master

[jame @kloogans]

me when somebody hits my car: unfortunate but life goes on

me when i hear somebody chewing food: im gonna make u go missing. ur family too. the dog even

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Turns out my kids - along with over half of the high school - got the flu in part because everyone got breathalyzed at homecoming one after the other and no one cleaned the breathalyzer all evening essentially turning it into a superspreader event. Have we learned NOTHING

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I don't want to BeReal. I want to be my old self again but I'm still trying to find it. After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own, now you mail back my things and I walk home alone. But you keep my old scarf from that very first week 'cause it reminds you of inn

[t. @taeseru]

i believe some people’s ‘karma’ is just a permanent lack of self awareness that blocks them from any progression

[Emily Glass @EmilyGlass0]

@GarrettBoldog I DONT KNOW

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

if harry styles was actually brave he would dress like this

[Hana Baig, MD @hanabaig_]

Iced coffee is for pleasure, hot coffee is for business

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @6figbets]

🎉Made my last car payment 🎉

I still owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore