Emily

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes👟

[Flex @flexmallon11]

@Travon

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

Idk what describes 2020 more than the fact that I started my Nursing school exit exam yesterday singing "Carol Baskin👏Killed-her husband, WACKED him👊" ..

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

@rosepositive Hahahahahha..... what's a blood pressure again...?🥴😅

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

@ScagliariniSara Now stop talking so I can pretend to count your RR😂😂 Too true...

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but shooting up with some Clorox while shining a flashlight up your ass will NOT get you any closer to curing Corona...

[p @PaigeCamerlin]

He’s the reason why I like cracked out skinny skater boys

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

If you have Rice Krispie treats around the house...stick one of them shits in the microwave for 10 seconds. Just do it. #Savealife #Microwavearicekrispietreat

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

While running today, I saw a Dad running, pushing a stroller with one hand, and with his dog on a leash in the other... and that is truly what I aspire to be one day...........

Except in Mom version..

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

Life Lately...
Turn on the TV: Corona

Social Media: Corona

Grocery Store: Empty...cuz Corona

All college Assignments: CORONA

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I asked my doctor if I need to cancel my birthday party, but she said that's only for events over 10 people.

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

@derek_waid Oh that's coming next😉😅

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

Sooo my Mom just summed up my life for me....
My first day of nursery/preschool: On 9/11

HS graduation year: Reality TV show businessman Trump comes into office

College Graduation: Coronavirus takes over the world

What a FRICKEN life to live...🙄

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I straight up hate the Coronavirus.

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

@ScagliariniSara Worst I've gotten is.... "Shouldn't you be in school?! Aren't you like....8?" 😭

[TikTok US @tiktok_us]

welcome to my ted talk

[꠸ꪻ’ᦓ ꪑꪊꪀꪖ ꫀꫝ! @CanadianMuna]

Coming to see what’s trending

When I see #ItsOkayToBeWhite is trending:

[Emily @EmilyGuillerau1]

When my cat starts making puking sounds and my Mom asks "Em, is that you?".... I really start questioning when I've ever casually sat there imitating the sounds of a cat about to throw up a hairball?🤔 #FoodForThought