Emily

[𝔤𝔥 @ghdaaii]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[Hannah ⭐️ @hvnnvhr]

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

women will tell you the most traumatic life-altering story you’ve ever heard in your life and then be like “isn’t that funny?”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

These homophobes were yelling Westboro Baptist-style anti-LGBT+ slogans. What do you think I’m gonna do? Take them seriously?😂💃🏽🪩

If you want to associate w/ their views, that’s your business.

But NY-14 will ALWAYS have a champion for LGBTQ+ people on my watch. Period. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕

[LIL SPOOKY @lilspiderlegs]

I love looking at my friends locations. They’re my little sims characters 🫶🏻

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

“do you lift?” uhm… yes? I lift up my friends and community every day with kind words and positive actions

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

AND THEN THE HOBBITS TRY TO BOW BEFORE ARAGORN AND ARWEN BUT ARAGORN STOPS THEM AND SAYS “MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO ONE” AND EVERYONE IN MINAS TIRITH BOWS FOR THE HOBBITS

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

This is Truffles; she works at a children’s optometrist to help them feel better about wearing glasses.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

stoner gf, sober chauffeur bf. im at the mcdonalds like “whoa how did we get here” and he’s like “i drove us. now please order you’ve been staring into space for 15 minutes”

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

i'm a stomach sleeper and i want my funeral to reflect that

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It’s not pro-life if you oppose gun violence prevention, oppose universal healthcare, oppose affordable prescription drugs, oppose the child tax credit, oppose paid leave, oppose universal childcare, oppose free school meals, and support endless wars

You are just #proforcedbirth

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

5 justices confirmed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote.
4 lied under oath.
2 credibly accused of sexual assault.
1’s seat literally stolen.
1’s spouse implicated in a coup attempt.

It is not enough to tell people to vote. We need a comprehensive plan to fix this court.

[Yeezús @BrownYoungstah]

She’s a 10 but she’s in her healing stage

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person