Emily

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[Emily @EmilyJ323]

Bouquet inspired by the dress 💐 👗 @taylorswift13

[Emily @EmilyJ323]

@theastralj

[erin @maizie_star]

it’s important to go for a walk and notice the buds on the ends of the tree branches

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Whispering every other scene: "I want that"

[latke @latkedelrey]

one of the best parts of having cats is going “where the hell are the cats” every once in a while and then searching the house for them until you find the little cubby they’ve snuggled into

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

I literally cannot see that monkey get hurt by another adult monkey while clutching his little stuffed toy I am going to kill jyself

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i don’t want to pretend to be nonchalant anymore !!!!!!!!! i am chalant !!!!!!! very chalant !!!!!!! all the time!!!!!!!! about everything !!!!!!!

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I'm ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen. I'm ready to be born again in its purifying light

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

the book I haven’t written a word of but have planned meticulously in my head is an nyt bestseller to me

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

fans of feeling weird and bad will enjoy december 31st

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[َ @gir1genius]

HAPPY OCTOBER!!!!!!

[k @alfkkifine]

i hate getting mad it takes me 2 years to calm tf down

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand

[bug girl @buggirl]

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters

[pierce @cringe_genius]

"password cannot be previously used." why not. it's a classic

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

doing some planning

[Jasmine Amy Rogers @jasmineamyr]

I need yall to let the AI go. Quickly. Entertain yourself another way. Read a book. Use your brain.