Emily Matis

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
-Kurt Vonnegut

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

started cleaning the apartment today in preparation for having company over and suddenly realized i’d become this version of my mother

[Maddie McComb @mccombmadeleine]

Thinking of the dedication of Gloria Steinem’s book and the towering impact one act of grace and bravery can have on the world.

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Never even considered Dolly could die

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

No one tells you that parenting is just relearning the world through someone who thinks worms are friends & birds are miracles. It’s the most healing thing I’ve ever done. My daughter looked out the window this morning & said, everything is green & growing. I told her, you too. And something inside me whispered, so are you. Now I’m watching her hold flowers up to the sun while the light bends like it recognizes her. It’s funny, every spring I think I’m teaching my child about the world & every spring she proves she’s the one teaching me how to see it.

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

No offense but if we have attack Iran money I know we have pbs money

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

nothing sends a 3 year old over the edge like when you sing along to a song and they didn’t want you to

[rachel 🦢 @sadbadmom]

Motherhood

[Evollve @evollve]

Updated Big Ten projections -- no real reason to even post these at this point other than for Nebraska fans to retweet and remind everyone of their dominance

[salve @motherpilled]

Driving in the car: my 2yo is asking for “chocolate cheese” while 4yo is asking the following questions who is God? Does God have a body? When am I going to die? Are we God?

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Tomer Bennet Renard 📚 ✍🏼 🪴 @RenardReads]

"Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood...outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos...the most sympathetic character in the movie[.]"

THAT'S THE POINT!

THAT'S THE POINT OF FRANKENSTEIN!

YOU HAVE IDENTIFIED THE POINT OF THE BOOK!

[Emily Matis @EmilyJMatis]

Me: am I a bad mom because our preschooler knows all the words to Manchild?

My husband: no. What makes you a bad mom is that she knows all the words to Not Like Us.

Fair

[Emily Matis @EmilyJMatis]

Officially reached this stage of pregnancy

[meghan @deloisivete]

husband: lot of amazon packages by the front door

me:

husband:

me: huh so weird

[Emily Matis @EmilyJMatis]

We moved into a new house and my husband now has 2 bird feeders....it's been a month

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

As you get older, it's amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you...

[Emily Matis @EmilyJMatis]

My husband to me:
I only have 3 things I need you to keep track of
1. What gift cards we have
2. Exact song order on the Disney CDs for the toddler
3. The entirety of mine and Madeleine's and the cats' lives

You know, 3 simple things