Emily Tenter

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

I regret scrolling through Twitter 100% of the time.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

Now that no one is allowed to come over to our house and I'm not required to clean it... It's the cleanest it's ever been. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

Osmosis Jones will save us from the coronavirus.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

Nobody:

Parents: Have you been wearing your retainer?

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

I'm the most inconsistent tweeter ever.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

@TheTLexi Do you just grab everything with the nail part? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

I do NOT understand how girls can function with crazy long fingernails. Bite those things off and see how easy life can be!

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

😭😭😭

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

OK, I finally lost it completely: Parisians singing hymns as Notre Dame burns.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

@PhilipJBrown Lame!

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

I've taken the test MULTIPLE times and I'm always a Slytherin. I just DON'T UNDERSTAND. 😭

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

@Beth__Richter Haha tru tho 🤷‍♀️

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

It's driving my mom crazy that Dathan and I haven't done our taxes yet. Last year we did them on April 14th, sooo I ain't scared.

[Kate @yergirlkate]

*future children ask me what the best day of my life was*

Me: Feb 28th, 2019

Them: that's not the day you married dad or the day we were born, what even was that?

Me: Nick, Joe, Kevin, sit down it's time for a history lesson.

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Just for you guys 🎉

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

Been thinking a lot about campfires today. And I just want one so bad I could cry. #SOON

[Memes to End Abortion @endabortionmeme]

YES.
PLEASE KEEP DEFENDING THIS INSANITY.

Letting DYING BABIES DIE on the table because they weren't PROPERLY KILLED IN UTERO is what you're defending.

not "clumps of cells"
not the woman's bodily autonomy anymore.

BORN.
BABIES.

[Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m really tired
of the New England Patriots

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

I wish I could just sit in the supermarket for an hour and people-watch everyone buying gifts for their lovies. Ahhhhh I love love.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

@meganricephoto @stownpodcast Sounds awesome! I've actually been thinking about that as I watch documentaries that divulge so much personal information about the deceased.

[Emily Tenter @EmilyJTenter]

How beautiful is all of this ice on the trees?! 😍 Listening to the Frozen soundtrack at work. Just embrace it people!!