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@gabbypascuzzi It was truly worth the deactivation

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@ShayneLaughter @TheAcademy You are truly missing the point if you think this makes a difference

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@pot8um I had to stop watching it halfway through for my blood pressure 🙃

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@CatieOsaurus A golden scarab bisexual

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@Maxine_Jackson0 We need you here sweet Max💜

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The New York Times covering trans issues (parody)

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@Deity_Falkor I'm so sorry 💜 I will always remember him meowing at the bathroom door, begging to be let in to drink from the bathtub tap, he is such a sweet boy

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@MichaelaOkla @unicornzdonutz "Call of Duty lobby-level circle-jerking" is my Cellar Door

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@punished_cait This is a "little free library thieves" situation imo

[Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) @joewellscomic]

I agree with the cause I just don't agree with their methods. I prefer my method of doing absolutely nothing.

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@GummiPies I love this, this is the amount of gentleness I need when being redirected

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@feederofcats my social security number is on that post it, get him

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@Deity_Falkor This looks incredible!

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@sferenchak I hate this

[Dr. Lisa Iannattone @lisa_iannattone]

It’s not about the masks. It’s about the idea that we should all care how our choices affect the health and safety of other people. It’s a war on the idea that we all need each other. That a society that acts collectively is stronger than one that glorifies individualism. 2/3

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@feederofcats is he forklift certified?

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@disasterareapod She's a Johnny De** apologist so I feel like you can actually take this as a W

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@rskinney @msolurin They edited the article but still couldn't muster any journalistic integrity. Calling the killer's gun "his own weapon" implying an orbeez launcher is a weapon. It also still says #RaymondChaluisant was "firing a toy gun" truly shameful @NYDailyNews

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@rskinney @msolurin The way this arricle is written is so irresponsible... you don't "fire" a toy gun... the killer did not "return fire" 🙄

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I just recovered a memory of my bus driver in 7th grade letting me play "Roses" from the bus' cd player on the ride home one day 💀

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The Love Below is an iconic album and also why was I allowed to buy it when I was 11 years old?

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@etbrooking @JohnFetterman This is an incredibly timely Lost reference. Great job to the team of writers Dr. Oz's had trapped in a bunker since 2008 👏