em

[samantha♡ @samantha_koenig]

Being a mom is literally the best part of my life🤍

[olivia @livevaans]

Apparently the common cough and cold has been abolished then? Coughed in public n the looks I got you’d think I was a sex offender on a playground

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Got bought 3 calendars for Christmas this year, guess everyone’s sick of my late ass & forgetting I made plans 😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Passing your driving test is legit the best feeling in the world 😍😍😍😍

[Juno🏴‍☠️ @fein4chuckyy]

I like dates. I like quality time. I like reassurance. I like reciprocated energy.

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Nobody tells you about that second child Jesus Christ my boys crazy

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

I’m half tempted to just take myself on holiday I feel I need this😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Being the only person in my friendship group who’s single crazy not settled down & ready to party is a difficult situation when I want to book a last minute party holiday ffs 😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Temptation to book a holiday to Ibiza for next month is real.

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Jealous of everyone at #ReadingFestival21

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

I mean I don’t understand why my 4 year old doesn’t understand the term ‘iPad’ ban as she’s asking for it 24:7.
About to bin it off

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

I don’t know why everyone’s upset about kids going back school. I can’t bloody wait

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

But in fairness I’m unsure why I’ve got an emotional aid support worker when I’m the absolute opposite of emotional, I just don’t give a fuck and it’s took them 3 years since my diagnoses to actually help so I think I’m past the helping stage,🙄😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Couple weeks back I answered an unknown phone call,thinking they was a letting agent. Turns out to be my ‘Emotional Aid’ ‘Support’ worker who I didn’t even know I had. He’s ringing tomorrow,& I have to answer. He’s going to wish I dodged him like every other time🙄#BPD

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Snapchat’s definitely ruined someone’s saucy night tonight 😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

When you’re just browsing #TikTok before you go sleep and then realised 2 hours have past and you’re watching tiktoks of dogs being groomed😐

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

I started painted my house at 6pm finished at 11pm and then just deep cleaned. Nothing better than a fresh house though

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

My neighbours must really hate me cause not only have I just hoovered my whole house I’ve also just used my rug doctor carpet cleaner as well. It’s 3am😂 #deepclean

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Hate when people ask on Tinder what am I looking for then. If I say I don’t know I look like a bit of a slag cause we all know how that ends up, and if I say oh I want to settle down, they’ll run a way because they’ll think I wanna marry them within ten seconds😂

[em @EmilyJeffery4]

Having 0 body confidence since gaining weight over the last year is actually horrendous. Lost myself 🤢