Emily Rose

Tea, politics and current affairs enthusiast.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

[Gareth @Cadmarch]

What happened to those drawings of monkeys that people tried to say were currency

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Last time I checked, no striking junior doctor had ever ripped the NHS off for £200m of unusable PPE

[clare @sadderlizards]

how your email finds me

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

There’s really only ever been one “trans debate” I’ve thought was worth having.

And it’s been done, here on French TV.
So we can all move on with our lives now please, and leave trans folks in peace.

[Emily Rose @EmilyKateRose]

Saw @TheNational again at @fdarena last night & they were just sensational. Definitely the best I’ve ever seen them perform.

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

“Bring your babies, the elderly, anyone vulnerable to an attack. We will chew…I mean choose peace ♥️”

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

“Well Jack the Ripper didn’t murder me so, I’m not sure what to believe.”

[Emily Rose @EmilyKateRose]

That was really quite the scramble, but delighted to have *finally* secured a table for @rest_upstairs for next summer. Looking forward to this one.

[Emily Rose @EmilyKateRose]

Happy #Eurovision2023 day to all who celebrate

[Evie Breese @EvieBreese]

Boys will be boys

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy

Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

[Belvoir @BelvoirPLC]

Liz Truss managing the economy

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.

[Emily Rose @EmilyKateRose]

Got engaged & started a new job all within 48 hours. Bloody hell I need a lie down 😂

[Emily Rose @EmilyKateRose]

And that’s a wrap! Working at @birminghamcg22 has been an absolute career highlight, especially working with this talented bunch on delivering the best-ever Triathlon & Road Races events to audiences across the world. Over & out #B2022 ✌��

[Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK]

obviously when you see the words “cursed fridge” you have to go over and read on, and i am so glad i did. what the fuck is going on here