Emily Kopsick

She/her. this is my stream of consciousness diary

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Always a confidence shaker when you fuck up a CAPTCHA and can’t prove you’re a human

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There’s something about being on vacation that makes me love bad movies.

Daddy’s Home 2 is on? I’m glued to the tv

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I’m just imagining all the reporters who have to write about Swift/Kelce begging their editors to be able to write about REAL stories like all the reporters in romcoms do

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We’re having tapas tonight for dinner and Zach asked “wait did Spain invent girl dinner” and I can’t disagree with him

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When did we decide that all dresses no matter the quality were going to cost $150+?

How could we let this happen

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If your sparkling water is not going to burn my throat, I do NOT want it

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Listen to me: if your sparkling water is not going to burn my throat I do not want it

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Where are the non satin dresses for the sweaty girls

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Now his music just transitioned from house music to Shattered by O.A.R. so I’m convinced I will not live to see my destination

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Just watched my Uber driver type “Ubers are crooks” to his buddy. Pray for me

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Why is the lighting during Uber rides always so elite

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Without my water bottle I am nothing

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Just saw a girl wearing a baby doll shirt in the wild. This generation must be stopped

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My timelines are starting to be filled with more dads than not which is ALARMING

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So was everyone at a wedding in europe this weekend

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I still don’t think I know what formal attire means for women

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Fucking up simple tasks like sending emails is more humbling than getting feedback on anything substantive and I will die on this hill

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Rewatching the fleabag series finale again just to feel something

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Do you think it’s awkward to get to the Met Gala first

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Oldest sibling vs youngest part 2

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Is there anything hotter than someone quickly paying a venmo request