Emily L

Just a sad gurl that will ruin your life

[Michael Hauff @TheFFRealist]

Making it to the fantasy football semifinals when you’re the commissioner.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

It was ICE COLD at the Bears vs Browns game today.

A Bears fan opened up a bottle of soda and it immediately FROZE.

🤯🤯🤯

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

It’s not a funeral, it’s a celebration.

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Me liking every sports related tweet I see to try and get politics off my timeline

[Emily L @EmilyLarsen95]

@FFHitman Remember in HS when your last name got you places.. yeah, that’s sums it up

[Emily L @EmilyLarsen95]

@TheFFBallers Jason Jinxed us @FFHitman Another CMC 3 peat let down. All uphill from here 🤣

[Emily L @EmilyLarsen95]

@Lowes Half his fan base can’t even get to Lowe’s themselves. Please stop playin’

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🥜🏌️‍♂️ Jordan Spieth tags someone in the nuts with his club 😲

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Scissors were invented in 1500bc

people before that:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize humor!!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Dr. Fauci lied about 6 ft social distancing.
Dr. Fauci lied about masks.
Dr. Fauci lied about Ivermectin.
Dr. Fauci lied about the lab leak.
Dr. Fauci lied about lockdowns.
Dr. Fauci lied about natural immunity.
Dr. Fauci lied about gain of function.
Dr. Fauci lied about the vaccines.
Dr. Fauci lied about the vaccine side effects.
Dr. Fauci lied about the deadly hospital protocol.

Dr. Fauci is a POS evil demon who belongs in prison.
Anyone still defending this monster, is also evil.

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

i just act like ppl don’t exist anymore after they disappoint me.

[Emily L @EmilyLarsen95]

@taylorr_L7 Is it finally happening are you quitting MonopolyGO???

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I have a proposal for Mr. Zuckerberg…

Winner of our fight gets ownership of the other persons social media platform for 24 HOURS.

You win, you get Twitter.
I win, I get Meta.

Let me know.

Best,
Elon “your wife drives a Tesla” Musk

[Emily L @EmilyLarsen95]

&&& they were roommates.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

“I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

#FlagDay