Everyone from Michigan: why are you so white?? You live in Arizona you should be tan!!
Me: haha yeah it's kinda hard to lay out in the sun when it's A HUNDRED AND TWENTY DEGREES
LADIES IMAGINE THIS: you stop idealizing marriage and start acting like a 23 year old with her whole life ahead of her. You get an education, you travel the world, and you stop assuming your life starts and ends with a husband.
Unpopular opinion: I hate Christmas. I hate it so much, the music, the decorations, the high expectations, everything about the holidays makes me more depressed than any other time of the year.
Jim, ur 6’11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than u. Boom, roasted. Dwight, ur a kiss ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, u failed art school. Boom, roasted. Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys, ur starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can’t decide betw