EM

sad and boujee

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

I would love to be @JohnStamos ‘s wife, that just seems like such a nice life

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

But what if Jules’ sugar daddy is Nate?👀

[SIE @_badassiee]

Sometimes all you gotta say is “damn that’s a weird loser ass bitch” and move on.

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

Joy to the world! That Barney’s dead! I barbecued his head!

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

@sza how you know them stars are kosher

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

I’m okay being the villain in your story, you’re a loser in mine

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

Doing my engagement photos at JCPenny

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

We’re not watching say yes to the dress right now I’m gonna have nightmares

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

Trader Joe’s dark chocolate covered pretzels will be my downfall

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

I think Facebook might be the most wild social media app sometimes

[EM @EmilyMandel27]

Am i tweeting again? Is this real?

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight. there’s people out there

[mada$y 💞 @madasyyyy]

me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

nothing says “visiting your parents” like hiding on your phone in the bathroom, vaping