SatansGotEm

I’ve had just enough college to give you what sounds like a brilliant psychoanalysis of ur fav fictional characters

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

These past few days I just can’t stop thinking. Just last week I started my first real job at an elementary school. If I die, do not let a single politician in this country rest while I lay buried. Mail my funeral pamphlet to every one of their published addresses. 🧵

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Remind me how many kids were killed by books today?

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt They also forgot to capitalize your name the third time

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

This descriptive language in my textbook feels entirely unnecessary and more than a little racist

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@PatrickStarnum1 @dragonrxxts I’m not wishing death on him. Just cheering nature for doing its thing 😌

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt Honestly not even the most cursed one of the bunch

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@DisneyDLV Stitch’s tv quest is still broken

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@DisneyDLV Stitch’s tv still hasn’t appeared in my inventory!’

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@DisneyDLV I fixed stitch’s tv but it still hasn’t shown up in my inventory. Will the update come with a fix for this?

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@awaraashamx @netflix This trio is gonna be my next home

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@NetflixUK @netflix @rubysstokes 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt @TheDangerTaco Nah I’m just hiring Morgan freeman to narrate some meditations

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Someone leaking the entire no fly list on this fucking blog is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt He twerkin

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt Oh lmao. Yeah. Those people are idiots

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@sckipt Wait wut

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

@Dreadful4Tymes Damn how’d you know exactly what the cops said when I reported my rich white ex for blackmail and death threats? They said unless he showed up at my house with the gun they couldn’t do a damn thing.

[SatansGotEm @EmilyMarine18]

I’m case you’re wondering how America is doing, there was a mall Santa on Reddit posting about an active shooting as he hid in the closet and sharing his hair and skin routine in the comments