Emily Jaeger

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

@eringillon When Emeril is on a cooking show and talking about a roux he literally tells people it takes about two glasses of wine to get the perfect roux. So, sounds like you’re a pro!

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

I wish there was a way to send a delayed text, like type it up and schedule it to be sent at a normal time when the rest of the humans are awake.

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

@eringillon I blame Ian.

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Ian and Clyde.

[Voodoo Experience @VoodooNola]

Thanks for an amazing Day 1 of #VoodooFest 2017! What was your favorite Friday moment?

Photo by @rohofoto

[Kat Smith @katcogan]

Dr: Don't look at the sun
News: Don't look at the sun
Friend: Don't look at the sun

Me: I'll just glance at it real quick #SolarEclipse2017

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Happy Birthday Kev! #24 https://t.co/1MbwW9gOMf

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

🎶Five, Six, Seven, Eight 🎶 #HailIris #float15b #neutralgroundside… https://t.co/nBK0K6X8sd

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Cash us on the float, how bout dat?! ashleyroman920 denisemesa… https://t.co/vikDAXKvPA

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Theme dressed for Santa, duh. 💁🏻🎅🏼💁🏼#section143 #neworleanssaints… https://t.co/XcMXf38nGe

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

WHO DAT?! ⚜️ #saintsgameday #saintsvpanthers @ Mercedes-Benz Superdome https://t.co/YkJKP0LNBo

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

PSA: ppl scared of rain while driving, not supposed to use flashers while moving, pull over & turn on flashers to alert ppl you're stopped 😠

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

You still my girl @kerrileewalsh! #USA #Rio2016

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

I think I put together better power point presentations than this in elementary school, at least let it swirl/bounce in...🙄 #OpeningCeremony

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

When you used to whisper "Ludacris fillin cups like double Ds" getting driven around by mom #yeah

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Words I hope I never say and welcome my friends/families criticism If I do "mamas off duty" #notpregnant #justsaying #gross

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

When you have to switch your list title to "artists I want to see live" because "people I want to see live" sounds a little too aggressive.

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

I don't even know where to get battery acid. Do you have to chop up a bunch of batteries like a pomegranate? That would take hours. #Girls

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

Shoutout to @ClemsonDannyP on @espn the "great athletic trainer" for @OrangeBowl coverage #gotigers #CFBPlayoff @TigerSportsMed

[Emily Jaeger @EmilyMesa]

I wish @Alanis would do an edgy Christmas album. Just a nice blend of Christmas cheer light and screw crowds and holiday weight.