Emily Metzgar

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

I bought York patties, three musketeers, ice cream with a bottle of chocolate shell and 2 bottles of wine. Any guesses what this week is? 🙄🦈👹😭🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Chloe’s going to the bathroom right before her cousin’s game-“So mom, Amber playing football?”
“No she’s playing volleyball.”
“Ok. You catch the ball?”
“No, you throw it up and hit it.”
“Oh ok. I got it.”
“You just watch though ok? Ambers playing.”
“No mom. I got it.”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Hey Aunt Emily look what your husband gave me.”
“I don’t have my glasses on so I can’t see. What is it?”
“A Ray Charles record.”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Can I have a bite Chloe?”
“No, I need this peach.”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Chloe "i'm going to lick my feet." Tries to. "Oh! I can't. I'm too tall."

She’s 2.5 years old. I’ve only talked about her being tiny.

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Chloe (overtired) crying while i put in her nighttime pull-up, “I have no future.”

My kid movie quotes at the most epic of times.

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Mommy, let me tell you. I want ice cream while i take a bath.”-Chloe, 2 years.

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“I wuv you Woocy (the dog). Soooo much!”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Back home and waking up to the dogs- “Mommy! Ders a puppy in here!”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

You know when you get so excited for a vacation but then you start packing (for four people) and you start second guessing everything? That’s where I am right now. A little over 24 hours post flight.

#anxiety #worthitthough

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

So apparently there’s a new show called “Nailed It!” which is basically non bakers attempting their best...FINALLY A SHOW I COULD WIN 😂🤣 #cantdecorate #mykindashow

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Remember, failure is an event, not a persons.” Zig Ziglar

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

*putting on makeup to attend a school function this morning*

5 y/o son: “Why are you doing that?”

Me: “To be extra beautiful.”

5 y/o: “You don’t need- “

Me: “Awww...”

5 y/o: “ -to be beautiful.”

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Chloe: “Bubba goes poop.”
Me: “Yeah but he’s a baby so he still goes in his diaper.”
Chloe: “Dats ok. He’ll get it.”
#toddlers

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Chloe in the middle of the night, “Mommy, are my feet yucky?”
“No baby, they’re clean and cute.”
“Ok..” She rolls over and goes back to sleep #toddlers

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Chloe I love you so much.”
“Momma, Uppa Gen come overs?” (Uncle Ben)

Thanks kid.

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Clean floors ✅
Clean walls ✅
Clean baseboards ✅
Clean dishes ✅
Clean laundry ✅
Clean kids✅
Clean mommy✅

Why did I do all this before noon? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #itwontlast

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

It’s been a day full of toddler tantrums.

“Mommy?”
“Yes baby?”
“I wuv you so much.”

Today was so worth it. #momlife #thebestlife

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

Tonight is date night. We’ve already had a 10 minute tantrum over lollipops. So I’m basically living for 5pm. #lifewithatoddler

[Emily Metzgar @EmilyMetzgar]

“Chloe we need to vacuum.”
“No. Daddy vacooms.”

Raising her right. 😂🤣 jkjk #notafeminist