emily morgan

hairstylist • dog mom • home body // ig: emilymojo_ & @stylist.emily //

[emily morgan @EmilyMoJo_]

#PMSFanDuelDraftSpectacular 893 peanuts m&ms in the jar $emilymojo

[🎣 Bass Master 🔊 @TheRealMrTrees]

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

hello darkness my old friend
is it 5 or 10 pm

[emily morgan @EmilyMoJo_]

my jaw dropped

[Zoe 🧡❤️‍🔥 @delicatestan1]

Jake Gyllenhaal has stopped breathing #RedTaylorsVersion

[Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12 @lis_ashlee]

This will henceforth be known as the day Jake Gyllenhaal was cancelled.

[Shelf @shelfcomedy]

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

[Grace Buck @grace_luly]

HAHA it’s me and @EmilyMoJo_ ‘s time to shine 😭

[emily morgan @EmilyMoJo_]

@grace_luly wow we could write a book on this topic 🥲😂

[bomb voyage @Loupreme_]

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

[mike. @justmike]

The worst thing u can do with ur life is not be present. Who cares about anything else.. just be there, for u

[Jane @janeelisabethh]

The Pfizer vaccine now has more FDA approval than your MLM product. Gonna get vaccinated now?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Im never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

So fun when somebody cancels plans and profusely apologizes like omg. Don’t apologize. This is everything I hoped for

[emily morgan @EmilyMoJo_]

me everytime I get on TikTok bc that app teaches me more than school ever did

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I may have just seen a TIKTOK that contains a LEGITIMATE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY and I just EMAILED A SCIENTIST TO CHECK.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

oh don’t worry im fully vaccinated im just coughing uncontrollably because i choked on my own saliva

[emily morgan @EmilyMoJo_]

sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it’s fake

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Odin. He’s been working hard to get ready for round boi summer. 13/10 please appreciate him