Emily Townsend

Iowa State University

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

Me at the theater for Inside Out 2

[Tim Crispy @TimCrispy]

🎶YOU NEED TO COME DOWN🎶 Welcome to Green Bay Taylor! "Get out of the heat, and outta that suite" @Simone_Biles @jjowens_3 @taylorswift13 @BrittanyLynne #TaylorSwift #GoPackGo #SWIFTMAS

[BenU Men’s Basketball @BenUMensBBall]

Only #D3Hoops guy left standing.

Let’s send @MarvinSwag to Houston 🚀🐰🏀

The winner will be selected for the 2023 State Farm College Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships airing live on ESPN2 during college championship weekend in Houston at 6:30 p.m. CT on March 30.

[Emily Townsend @EmilyMoooo]

@Ticketmaster

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Luis Robert bat.

#ChangeTheGame x @GuaranteedRate

[Emily Townsend @EmilyMoooo]

@Katelyn_Fiedler @liaburchard @FryeBoots The company is being bought out/went under ☹️☹️ TBD if they can bring it back for the season ☹️

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

RETWEET for a chance at this commemorative @sluggernation bat and stay tuned to MLB Network for continuing #MLBatFieldofDreams coverage!

Rules: https://t.co/MdkXLhjdCn | NoPurNec, US 18+ | Ends 8/15

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

My toxic trait is saying “wow I really need to slow down on my spending” over and over again until I run out of money

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol

[ℕε𝒆η𝕒 🍁 @WhisperedWilds]

at first i was like “retail therapy” as a joke. but bro, i don’t think it’s a joke anymore.

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

Reminder that at some point, you were wishing to be where you’re at now

[Emily Townsend @EmilyMoooo]

@BuschBeer Meet Ivy! Aka Ivy girl, mop bucket, fluffy butt, and booze hound.

-Can confirm a BIG fan fan of Dog Brew by Busch (Christmas present)
- knows how to carry a can without puncturing
-mastered the begging face/puppy dog eyes
- graduated Magna cum laude from AKC puppy school

[Quad City Storm @QuadCityStorm]

It's well documented how much we all are missing Storm hockey, but don't forget about the pups!

They are paw-sitively ecstatic for Dog Days to return next season 🐶

📸 Ormipix

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

you’re not a burden on your friends they love when you confide in them because they love you and they want to understand what you’re going through