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B.A.B.E (BossAssBitchEmily) Thats pretty much all you need to know

[Emmmmmmm @EmilyMoucha19]

New Year, same old bitch.

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Today I made a man go to three different places trying to get lunch bc the 1st one was just brunch, and the 2nd one had a super limited menu bc a cook called out. I’m not sorry and I’ll do it again 🙃

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@joshburnettx Sir this is out of fucking pocket

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The feminine urge to have a daughter and raise her single-handedly and teach her just how useless men are.

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@joshburnettx Wtf yes

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If you didn’t use the release of Red (Taylor’s Version) to harass an ex… why not?

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@joshburnettx I love this energy

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If you see me out with a man you’ve seen me with before mind your business. I’m doing a reduce reuse recycle with men for the month of November.

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I hate social media sometimes. Like I wasn’t looking for something and I still got my feelings hurt lmao.

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Trying to prevent myself from turning into a crazy cat lady and also fixing my itch for more animals by fostering. I get my first couple Sunday 😬😬😬

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I have never been more insulted by anything in my life then when my cat visibly shakes me touching her off and grooms where I’ve touched her like she’s now contaminated. Like girl you’ve never had a bath in your life. I am not the dirty one here.

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One thing about me isssss as soon as a dudes energy feels different Ima be right back to swiping on Tinder.

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This man turned Morgan Wallen on and it took everything in me to not go:

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Me on day 1 of my period eating pizza in my bed and watching tiktoks of happy couples. I hate it here.

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All I know is if 22 year old Emily met 32 year old Emily she’d be like:
👁👄👁

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Nobody:
B.G: hey you want this baseball bat to take home in case Poopsie (my neighbor) decides he wants to break in.
Me: 🤨

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This morning I was on a plane to Atlanta watching @Kathbum Glitter Room & the old man next to me asked me who I was watching & if she was funny. So if course I told him who she was & that she was hilarious & I watched him write “Katherine Ryan” on his newspaper for later 🥺

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For me it’s the people who won’t get the vaccine bc they want to “do their own research” like they didn’t barely pass every single science class they ever took. Let’s leave this one to the experts folks.

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Emily with a buzz is fun because she has ABSOLUTELY NO BOUNDARIES and says the first thing that comes to mind.

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@joshburnettx

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What’s something that lives in your head rent free:

This screenshot. Forever.