Emily Newman

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

IDK WHY PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CHILD IS AN EXCUSE FOR ANY AND EVERYTHING

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

Swear this will be the weekend I ring your fucking neck

[jenelle @JenelleBnstr]

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Your dad's 2019 budget cut spending for the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Administration by $665 million, and slashed funding for the National Institute of Mental Health by 30% — a half a billion dollar decrease.

Nice words, though. https://t.co/3VvDGhHCYc

[Spencer Lee @Spencerrlee]

“What’s it like being a parent at a young age?”

Me:

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

SO NEGATIVE ALL THE FUCKING TIME MAN

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

27 years old and you’re waking your dad up so he can get a tick off of you.. that’s just sad 😂😂

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

Ridiculous

[P O P 🌼 @Dolly__Lamaa]

I hate when folks say “You better keep that man” 🗣 NO, THAT MAN BETTER KEEP ME SIS

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

Go ahead and keep treating me the way you do, you’ll wake up one morning and I’ll be gone. 💯👌🏻

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

You’re the biggest cry baby ever when it’s coming to a tattoo😂 like it’s a healing process you act like you’re dying

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

I just love waking up by MYSELF at my boyfriends house.

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

More to my collection 😌

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

Why tf I deal w this I’ll never know

[don b @brandonsalinass]

Just accidentally recorded My cat dropping my damn laptop and it looks hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

Trying to stay awake while working in an office is HARD 😂😂

[Emily Newman @EmilyNewman11]

I’m getting really fucking fed up with your immature shit fast!

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

If you don’t Then you
love me don’t deserve
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