📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧

on the market to be someone’s zucchini zaddy || Northwestern University '19

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

big dick energy was so 2018.

in 2019 i only vibe with world record egg energy.

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@allyodo hwody

[liz stop ignoring me @zaylorlftv]

petitions that haven't reached their goal another thread cause people refuse to scroll

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit wow what a grand tweet, i wonder what your inspiration could have been 😉

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit what bird can write?

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit your tweets make me want to tweet more, i guess you can say, you are my “tweet-spiration”

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige it’s that emily squared energy

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit disgusted

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit disappointed

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

the fact that there is a girl on this season of the bachelor named alexa is stressing my amazon alexa out :(

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit what if i told you i have amnesia every 3 lifetimes tho?

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit uhhhh last time ï checked, you still hadn’t played me back in battleship

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@neilvdixit

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@marquardtrenton @emilyhpaige lol damn

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

i just helped a nun use the airline kiosks at the airport, she was so nice, but it also has me wondering...is this the start of my christian lifetime romance movie? am i gonna find love in my small hometown and realize that my stressful city job doesn’t make me happy? stay tuned!

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige lol maybe goldsboro had a hugeee glowup since all those year ago???

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige i miss you moreeee

[📧𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖📧 @EmilyPatnaude]

@emilyhpaige