Mila

914 • UB'18

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

If you play something on your phone in a public place with the volume on - straight to jail

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

“Pepper is spicy, no?” Guess who

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

It’s a Free Bird type of Friday

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

@maddaawwggg_ And it’s better than ever!!!

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So now I’m bitches??

[Maddawg @maddaawwggg_]

Bitches love saying "drink fluids" when you are sick. What else imma drink?

Only time I ever hear the word fluid these days is when I'm either sick or drinking the blue Gatorade shit you use to clean the windshield. Shit bussin respectfully on god no cap

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

Don’t bother letting me pet your wirey ass dog. If it’s not fluffy/furry, I send it back.

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Ok so hear me out: bleacher report but for sports gossip. You watch the game, your girl reads the tea. Win win.

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Groups that genuinely scare me:
1. Disney Adults
2. Swifties

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Uh, ok. What am I supposed to do now that I’ve finished Love Island?

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Thank you Posty

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Leaving baking sheets in the oven when not in use

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Wordle 319 1/6

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[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

@maddaawwggg_

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Why are there no raspberry Twizzlers??

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Just imagine this: it's 2016, 75° and you’re chillin on a roof, Cheerleader blasting on repeat, whippets in the air, Calios around the corner. Perfection.

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

People who wake up early on the weekends - do you not love yourself?

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@maddaawwggg_

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Wordle 249 2/6

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Calm flex

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Matcha chai. Please just trust me on this one.

[Mila @EmilyPevzner]

Better Doritos flavor