Emily Gaetke

Write it on your heart that everyday is the best day of the year. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

@lauratremaine Honestly. I am already judgemental about it.

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@Dianes_Willie @hello__caitlin The more you know

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

It is always a sign of trouble when an adult tells a child not to tell their parents.

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@abby4thepeople Was it my neighbors? The family across the street own some sort of construction business and the moms unofficial job is cooking for everyone at their work sites. They have offered before to make extra for me.

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

@freedomsbride This is a HIPPA violation. Sue the hospital.

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@jenni_gritters @EmilyLey - I feel like I know the real version of her and literally buy everything she makes because I feel like I am supporting a girlfriend

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

On a call with my mom and a therapist yesterday my mom shared a funny anecdote of something I said as a small child and the therapist noted it showed a really high emotional intelligence.

I have been riding that high ever since.

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

My husband texted that our toddler cried the entire way to school because she isn’t wearing a bow.

She has specifically said “no bow” while getting dress.

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@LisaVischer CC @gaetkoguy

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

Husband: It’s the new Star Wars series on Disney+

Me: It feels like it’s like real housewives with a new one every few months

Husband: Except that it’s entirely different characters in a new place each time. Nevermind, it’s exactly like housewives.

Me:

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

@clhubes My moms name is Aletha. Her brother and sister are David and Anne.

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@BRamseyJr @JonAcuff I knew I liked you

[emily may @emilykmay]

I have said it before and I’ll say it again:

Many of us who are deconstructed are just regular married people with families.

Exactly what kind of sin and debauchery do the theobros think we are getting up to?

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

@mattnightingale Adoptive mom here. People are the worst. I am sorry.

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@Shansanity @DanWuori Remember how Eloise’s first sugar was gelato in Italy? Time to plan something epic for baby #2

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I should have expected that the only person with any logic on stage at the Republican primary debate would be the lone woman. #NikkiHaley

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

This tweet alone proves we should be paying writers more.

[Aaron Wiener @Wieneraaron]

This hurricane may have been a Category 4 in its hometown but in LA it's barely a Category 1.

[Emily Gaetke @EmilyRose_S]

@darrylstweeting Dead 💀