Emily Unruh

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[Emily Unruh @EmilyRuth_]

Visited Jordan’s students and brought them brownies a couple weeks ago. Here’s an excerpt from a short story one of them wrote this week:

[Avery 🇨🇦 @theswiftone13]

His love was the key that opened my thighs

#TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Andrea @flowersshaze]

Barbie has a great day everyday, but Ken only has a good day if Barbie looks at him

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Ppl saying “I hope TS12 isn’t such an overstuffed album”, could never be me. I hope she puts 60 songs on it personally

[🌤️❤️‍🔥👰🏼‍♀️ @aloi_asaf]

Not so high school beating blank space 😭

[maha @mahaaaay]

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked the traffic lights if it'll be alright and they said I don't know

[E! Entertainment @eentertainment]

She's the queen of our heart 💖 @taylorswift13 #LiveFromE #Grammys

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

THE CITIES ARE TRADING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS NOW OH I CANNOT IM CRYING

[Emily Unruh @EmilyRuth_]

@bekawwwwww It’s so we feeble women know how big and important they are hope this helps! xx

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Adding "...If you even care" to the bottom of every work email.

[Tiffani 💗 @L0VEGRAHAM]

They ate with this

[Emily Unruh @EmilyRuth_]

@bekawwwwww 🫢

[Mina 💌 🪩 @daylight_poetry]

Travis Kelce “ I just kept telling myself do not drop the baby, do not drop Taylor.. because that ball has our dreams, goals, and aspirations. Do not drop that ball” 🥰🥹😭

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift's reaction to spotting Travis Kelce in the VIP tent at today's show! #DublinTSTheErasTour

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

This is so pookie of him