Emily S. Rauch

Pepperdine screenwriting MFA ‘21 | 2x 2020 Austin Film Fest Feature Script Semifinalist | Formerly Capitol Hill, currently looking for work | 2 Cor.12:10

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

The Phillies playoff run has been the only thing keeping me afloat in the midst of everything horrifying that’s happening in the news.

This is a White Sox fan account until further notice.

[stunner @KooNti10]

Praystation

[staid @staidindoors]

she had a lot going on

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

@girlwithasong Truly devastating. Her career speaks for itself. But the amount of philanthropy work she did? Just unmatched.

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Trust the

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

No matter the result, this is still an all-time picture.

📸: Eric Hartline - Imagn

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

Truly incredible 😭

[Conor Williams @sadfilmcritic]

At Union Sq station, someone graffitied the station sign to say “Union Squarepants,” but then realized it was a memorial wall and wrote “I’m sorry, I will never forget.”

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

@jimmiemyers This is incredible!! Congrats on the reveal 🎉🎉🎉

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reasons to use an em dash:

1) reclaim it from the machines
2) you don't know what a semicolon is for
3) it has incredible vibes

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

@Phillies @USABaseball Was wondering what y’all were going to tweet, and this did not disappoint 🤣😭

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

Me, explaining to work why I can’t work the week of Sept. 15

[Insomniac Games @insomniacgames]

Let's cut to the chase: Marvel's Wolverine launches September 15, 2026.

Wishlist #WolverinePS5 now: https://t.co/xS7hTug5uQ

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

@Degen_CPA YES - but have we considered writing a cover letter for a job application under the same umbrella? 😭

[Emily S. Rauch @EmilySRauch]

Legitimately what they will etch on my tombstone.