Emily Schanen

my #1 fan is @dizzydesiii

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

@GeminifromJerz @CarriePrejean1 THA PREGGO IS RESTED AND READY FOR WAR. 🤰

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

Dear Father in Heaven, Charlie Kirk is a wonderful Father, an Amazing husband. Please save him 🙏

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Don’t watch Ted Ed riddles when you’re drunk. Just looking out for everyone.

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

My Pinterest knows me better than anyone

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

I have a shopping addiction.😞

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

@dizzydesiii Oh brother

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Hi

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

I thought of another funny tweet in the shower but I forgot it so.. hi @dizzydesiii

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Laughing at my jokes gives me the biggest ego boost. (They were laughing at me not my joke. I’m just delusional.)

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

America will save the pandas. Give us a chance. Please. China, please give us pandas back. I have a bamboo plant. I love pandas. Thank you china.

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Facts

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Desi has a knife and I’m scared

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Twitter X Bird word

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Thought my brother and I were best friends growing up turns out he “despised me” damn

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

“Bitch” -Desi

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

My tweets are hilarious no one likes them tho

[Emily Schanen @EmilySchanen3]

Why are men actually useless??🤨 I’m not normally a man hater but they’re testing me 😭