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a 🥺 girl in the streets and a bruh girl in the tweets

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am going to graduate I am

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Strong faith in a weak object fails, but even weak faith in a strong object succeeds.

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[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

i've been listening to a lot of throwback songs recently, so call me shawty and i'll simp basically

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@writerhal @BasicallyRue lmao except when we basically forced all of the professors to take the quiz we made

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@writerhal lmao sometimes i still think about the "that boy was william shakespeare. thank you professor mcqueen" tweet and it still gets me.

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fun update: i drank these all winter LOL

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i’m sorry but a hot americano is just not it☕️🤢

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

i only have two moods, and they are good place janet and existential crisis michael, and that's all i have to say about that

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I just thought of the Brooklyn 99 clip when Boyle tries to stop Captain Holt from blackmailing someone, and then finishes the conversation with, "From now on, you're the only black male I want anything to do with" and I literally spit out my drink

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I haven't been on Twitter in around a month, and upon returning, I saw I had over a dozen notifications. Six of them were tweets from @ClintDBryan that I have missed. #Priorities

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i saw west side story and liked it, but was also just reminded how much i hate romeo & juliet lol

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

I am so disappointed in myself... I started watching Single's Inferno to make fun of it and then caught myself crying and screaming "He did NOT just pick Jia!" at the TV lolllll😭😂 I cannot really be invested in this HELP

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

@chloemstg i had to delete my app and redownload bc it was annoying me so bad😭😭😭

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

just a lil announcement if you didn't know: they are making a sequel to chicken run... after 22 years.

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

Therapy: Expensive
Old One Direction music: Free

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Y’all Muppet Treasure Island is really THAT iconic film huh

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Freedom is not the absence of constraints but finding the right ones, those that fit our nature and liberate us.

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

Is anyone else outrageously excited for West Side Story? Like, if it’s not out in Korean theaters I’m gonna riot.

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

Please respond to this tweet with the Christmas song that you think fits your personal aesthetic best. I think maybe I’m the “She & Him” rendition of “Little Saint Nick” or the trap remix of “Sleigh Ride” by the Ronettes. Thank you.

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

Just spent twenty minutes on FaceTime with my mom in the “Greeting Cards” section and I think I might need to change career paths… The out-of-context quotes and truly bad jokes are soul-killing.

[em✨ @EmilySchlepp]

I could say the time at my desk after lunch on Mondays is 5 hours… Or I could say it’s listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) 30 times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯