emily

one big intrusive thought

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.”

You can’t reform this.

[emily @EmilySeipel]

Do you think the playoff committee is embarrassed

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

[Mag @mckerleymag]

anyway….no time to waste

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[emily @EmilySeipel]

You mean to tell me I lost my rights AND criminal minds in the same week???

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Anyone saying “now isn’t the time to talk about gun control” doesn’t care that kids got fucking murdered today.

[Will Shipman @willshipman]

Moving is so embarrassing. Like why is your tv on the sidewalk

[It's Memes™ @Memesdotjpg]

Become ungovernable

[emily @EmilySeipel]

Live and die by audio messages