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runs on caffeine and Zoloft®️

[Ty @mceachern_ty]

Nothing says government efficiency like two people doing one job

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

This can’t be the same through that the only way out is

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

I do not believe in the mirage of voters who voted the whole down ballot Dem but also voted Trump.

Apparently, millions of Americans did that, but I haven’t seen or heard of a single one.

So if that’s you, please explain.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

if there’s one thing today is making me realize, it’s that i am so confident in my beliefs. i LOVE the empathy i have for others. i love that i care more about basic human rights than the cost of groceries. i love that i voted to move forward instead of voting to stay divided.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

White people in America should never again talk about criminal behavior, amongst Black people, immigrants, or anyone else when they are literally casting ballots for a convicted felon to be president of the United States.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Want an example of a broken system? Florida DIDN’T “reject” the proposal to include a right to abortion in the constitution — they voted 58.2% in favor of abortion rights. But it needed 60% to pass, so it failed WITH A MAJORITY.

Can’t imagine what Florida women must be thinking.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

This is huge. VP Harris just announced on The View, “There are so many people who fall in the Sandwich Generation. They're taking care of their kids & their aging parents. It’s almost impossible to do it all. I am proposing we allow Medicare to cover in-home health care”

[VoteVets @votevets]

🚨JD Vance skipped 45 of the last 45 Senate votes.

Imagine asking for a promotion when you’re not doing your job?

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

"In Texas, a woman whose water broke at 18 weeks—far too early for her baby to survive outside the womb—was unable to get an abortion until she became septic. She spent three days in the ICU, and one of her fallopian tubes permanently closed from scarring. In Tennessee, a woman lost four pints of blood delivering her dead fetus in a hospital’s holding area. In Oklahoma, a bleeding woman with a nonviable pregnancy was turned away from three separate hospitals. One said she could wait in the parking lot until her condition became life-threatening." https://t.co/5kGQpcWKRA

[em @EmilySkvorak]

@NoahKahan play Maine tomorrow please?

[max @lynchinist]

inside out if it was filmed in my head

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ryan Gosling performs 'I'm Just Ken' at the #Oscars 🎤

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

[em @EmilySkvorak]

How do I get in on this?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dunkin’ is being sued for $5 MILLION due to charging extra for non-dairy milk.

The lawsuit claims that it discriminates against customers with lactose intolerance and milk allergies.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

“If I don’t win, I’m leaving.”

Forever a Jennifer Lawrence Stan.

#GoldenGlobes

[trevy @chillextremist]

I yearn for bed and blanky

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Enough.

I urge Republican lawmakers in Congress to fulfill their duty to protect the American people.

Work with us to pass commonsense gun reforms.

This is the very least we owe every American who will now bear the scars — physical and mental — of this latest attack in Maine.