Emily Smith

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Then her mom says, "don't worry it's okay, they're in scrubs, looks the same..." it's not okay I was personally offended #worstkindofpeople

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

This girl walked into the doctors office, gasped, and said, "look it's grays anatomy"... it isn't.. it's days of our lives 🙄🙄 #millenials

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Just kidding I read that as a hashtag when really it just means number 86... #mistakesof2017

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

My mom lives in the 21st century #hipmom

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

My parents are at some artichoke fair right now #picturessentfromhome

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

@erinackerman118 @SierraBaldwin1 @marissrestaino https://t.co/vbcEomMZ9O

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

@K_Cyl no

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

How the fuck have I made it this far in life when I don't even know what to do with my hands when I'm walking?

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

When Ohio state gets fucked but bob knows what's up

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

I eat like a queen the day I go grocery shopping because I eat everything I bought... after that it's a peasants life for me

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Bob told me I could have a party when I'm home #vale

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Everyone is hating on Lenny kravitz's blanket scarf but I bought one like it yesterday and it was the best investment #hatersgonnahate

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

And then they start speaking in Spanish and it still goes downhill

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Whoever said they couldn't understand a drunk native English speaks texts has never texted with someone who is trying to text English drunk

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

The guy in front of me on the bus has been listening to. "Staying alive" for the past twenty minutes but now he's changed to Macklemore #wut

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

I just got carded... I'm in England... The drinking age is practically 0... What is happening?!?!

[Blake Gillikin @blakegillikin]

it has been 1 day since Penn State beat Ohio State https://t.co/EPNsfx6QFh

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Last night I basically texted every tinder guy I've matched with while in Spain #notproud but #Notmad

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

@blackout_palace @laurendee7 I won

[Emily Smith @EmilySmith24]

Why does autocorrect always correct food to good? Like am I forbidden to talk about food? #thingsidontunderstand