Emily Spaghemily

i go off twitter for like ONE MONTH and no one even bothers to tell me i got hacked

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

when ur trying to get the perfect drizzle and it’s not turning out quite right @ITYSL

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@FortniteGame @JaQuelKnight Mint is live official mintsite https://t.co/OMOUYktl52

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

i think the graduate school thesis guidelines are karma for me putting “proficient in microsoft word” on all of my resumes in the past. turns out i am NOT

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@saiakunoningen i am very happy to be looking at this photo. 10/10

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

snapchat’s 2022 recap of the “new looks” i tried this year is ONLY @Ma11oryyyy wearing a bucket hat

[helena riley @freshhel]

Twitter analytics doesn’t bother me it’s like when ppl talk about how much bacteria is on stuff. that’s not real

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

@Ma11oryyyy …..it was a gift

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the chip in my tooth after i tell it we’re fresh out of dental insurance

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

@dr__deuce Meal services! The only downfall is crippling debt because they’re expensive as hell 💅🏻

[preston @prestovision]

dentists after assuring me the x-ray machine is harmless

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

oh good, if only we could’ve thought of a way to mark official accounts earlier!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤯

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

thinking about when i worked at a biggby and our owner was too cheap to buy crushed peppermint for our drinks so he’d buy a bunch of cheap candy canes and make us crush them by hand

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

I love it in my burrow

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

@CarolynMathiss Oh ya, I 100% understand then. My favorite book by her 🥹

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

@CarolynMathiss well you gotta drop the book name now

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

i’m just WAITING for midnight to come and this bitch to be like “it’s actually just a new perfume drop” or some stunt like that and it’s gonna send me spiraling

[Rihanna @rihanna]

tonight…
MIDNIGHT EST.
#LiftMeUp

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

“IVE GOT TOO MUCH SHIT ON ME I CANT BREATHE”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Thinking about Gordon Ramsay’s pilot disguise again.

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

if i had a party and someone showed up like this i would kick them out and never allow them at my house ever again