emily spurling

caterpillars matter to caterpillars

[emily spurling @EmilySpurling]

All these girls say their boyfriend is the “love of their life” but they’re in high school and have been going through guys like I go through bobby pins (I have to buy a pack a month if anyone doesn’t know).

[emily spurling @EmilySpurling]

@CloydRivers @allisonqstair I absolutely love this. 😂

[ashley🌞 @ashmschaef]

my bf didn’t post a pic of me for national girlfriend day Alexa play fake love by drake

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

We are on a rock travelling around 1 of 100 billion stars. Our species is 1 of over half a billion that have ever existed. Our chances of being born are about 1 in 400 trillion. You're not special, but you are fucking lucky. Enjoy your amazing life. You'll never exist again.

[emily spurling @EmilySpurling]

@ejohnson_31 Why not? That’s the better question.

[emily spurling @EmilySpurling]

@hmblount @CNN You might actually be the stupidest person I’ve ever seen on twitter.

[emily spurling @EmilySpurling]

lol Trump and his family/supporters actually make me sick. https://t.co/JFLoZoz8OE

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Melania Trump wears jacket with "I Really Don’t Care’ on it to visit immigrant children: https://t.co/GlGcDMF0Qg